Michael Weatherford

downwithwilco @ 2007-01-24T03:19:00

2007-01-24T08:19:49Z

HEY!

cya guys later.

You can find me here.

http://www.drunkwithmoxy.blogspot.com

downwithwilco @ 2007-01-21T15:43:00

2007-01-21T20:43:15Z

Albums From bands I have never heard/Albums I should have DLed or bought already:

Masters of the Hemisphere - I am not a freemdoom
Minus The Bear - Interpretaciones Del Oso
The American Analog Set - Set Free
The High Llamas - Beet, Maize and Corn
The New Pornagraphers - Twin Cinema
The Decemberists - The Crane Wife
Menomena - Friend and Foe
Now Its Overhead - Dark Light Daybreak
The rest of Tapes N Tapes - the loon
The rest of The Shins - Wincing the Night Away
Cold War Kids - Robber and Cowards (Downtown)
The rest of Goldspot - Tally of the Yes Men
Billie holiday - Lady in Satin
The rest of Moneen - The Red Tree
The Early November - The Mother, The Mechanic and The Path

downwithwilco @ 2007-01-15T12:27:00

2007-01-15T17:27:23Z

Top Twn Albums of 2006 with short description and best songs.

HERE WE GO!

10. The Hush Sound - Like Vines
Jazzy piano pop with Male/Female shared vocals.
Check Out: "We Intertwined" "Lions Roar" "Dont Wake Me Up"

9. Hello/Goodbye - Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!
Pop with a bit of indie and electronic influence. Real Cute songs.
Check Out: "All Time Lows" "Baby, It's Fact" "I Saw it On Your Keyboard"

8. Beck - The Information
Its Beck. Duh.
Check Out: "Elevator Music" "Think Im in Love" "1000 BPM"

7. Phoenix - Its Never Been Like That
Once Electronic Pop band turns Indie pop from France. Sexy Music
Check Out: "Long Distance Call" "Consolation Prizes" "Courtesy Laughs"

6. Murder By Death - In Bocca Al Lupo
Erie Folk band with obvious Johnny Cash influences
Check Out: "Brother" "Dynamite Mine" "Dead Men and Sinners"

5. Brand New - The God and Devil are Raging Inside of Me
Long Awaited album that as dark as anything.
Check Out: "The Archers Bows Have Broken" "Jesus" "Degrausser"

4. Gatsbys American Dream - S/T
Indie Rock infused with amazing guitar hooks
Check Out: "Me and Ed Loyce" "Station 5: The Pearl: "Filthy Beasts"

3. Cursive - Hapy Hollow
Indie Rock album about a not so perfect town
Check Out - "At Conception" "Rise Up! Rise Up!" "Bad Sects"

2. The Format - Dog Problems
Queen-like Indie pop for the summertime
Check Out: "Im Actual" "Oceans" "Dog Problems"

1. The Hold Steady - Boys and Girls in America
The Boss "Born to run" Era incarnate with more rock and more booze.
Check Out: "Massive Nights" "Chips Ahoy!" "Same Kooks"

downwithwilco @ 2007-01-10T18:44:00

2007-01-10T23:45:14Z

I hate Winter. So here is a mix I made to make Spring and Summer feel closer.
Note: The mix is set up wierd but you are smart, youll be able to figure it out.

The Academy Is...

Black Mamba
Skeptics And True Believers
Almost Here

The All-American Rejects

Stab My Back
I'm Waiting
My Paper Heart
Your Star
Drive Away
Happy Endings

Archer Prewitt

Tear Me All Away
When I'm With You

Beck

Scarecrow
Rental Car

Beulah

A Good Man Is Easy To Kill
Popular Mechanics For Lovers
Gravity's Bringing Us Down

Brendan Benson

Cold Hands (Warm Heart)
Gold Into Straw

Broken Social Scene

Pacific Theme
Cause = Time
Stars And Sons

Camera Obscura - If Looks Could Kill

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

Over And Over Again (Lost And Found)
Is This Love?
Gimmie Some Salt

Convoy - Alice

The Decemberists - 16 Military Wives

The Early November

A Mountain Range In My Living Room
Something That Produces Results

Elliot - Drive On To Me

Reverie Sound Review - Downtown Walking Around

Blur - Tracy Jacks

The Fiery Furnaces

Don't Dance Her Down
Crystal Clear
Two Fat Feet

The Format

Wait, Wait, Wait
Tie The Rope
Tune Out

Fountains Of Wayne

Utopia Parkway
Denise
It Must Be Summer

The Get Up Kids

The One You Want
Holy Roman
Martyr Me
In Your Sea
Overdue
Stay Gone
High As The Moon
Campfire Kansas

Guster

Careful
Homecoming King
Red Oyster Cult

Hey Mercedes

It's Been A Blast
Playing Your Song
Police Police Me

The Hold Steady

Chips Ahoy!
You Can Make Him Like You
Massive Nights The Hold Steady
Cattle and the Creeping Things
Your Little Hoodrat Friend
Stevie Nix
How a Resurrection Really Feels
Chips Ahoy!
You Can Make Him Like You
Massive Nights
Cattle and the Creeping Things
Your Little Hoodrat Friend
Stevie Nix
How a Resurrection Really Feels

Jack's Mannequin

The Mixed Tape
I'm Ready

Jimmy Eat World

A Praise Chorus
Polaris

Last Days Of April

Aspirins And Alcohol
Two Hands And Ten Fingers

The Long Winters

Cinnamon
Stupid
Prom Night At Hater High
The Sound Of Coming Down

Mae

Embers and Envelopes
This Time Is The Last Time
All Deliberate Speed
Soundtrack For Our Movie
Suspension
Breakdown
Mistakes We Knew We Were Making
The Everglow
Ready And Waiting To Fall

The Magnetic Fields

I Don't Believe You
I Wish I Had An Evil Twin

Masters Of The Hemisphere

Anything, Anything
Local Government

Minus The Bear

Thanks For The Killer Game Of Crisco Twister
Absinthe Party At The Fly Honey Warehouse
Get Me Naked 2: Electric Boogaloo
Drilling
Pachuca Sunrise
Hooray

Motion City Soundtrack

Feel Like Rain
Make Out Kids
Time Turned Fragile
The Future Freaks Me Out
Mary Without Sound

The Multiple Cat - Julliet

Murder By Death

Killbot2000
A Masters in Reverse Psychology

The New Pornographers

Loose Translation
Chump Change
All For Swinging You Around

Of Montreal

Good Morning Mr. Edminton
Peacock Parasols
Penelope
Requiem For O.M.M.2
Forecast Fascist Future
So Begins Our Alabee
The Party's Crashing Us

Over It - Siren On The 101

Pedro The Lion

Arizona
Keep Swinging

Piebald

King Of The Road
Just A Simple Plan
American Hearts

The Posies

Dream All Day
Solar Sister
Flavor Of The Month

Preston School Of Industry
The Furnace Sun

Walk Of A Gurl
Caught In The Rain
Her Estuary Twang

Prom

Guarantees Aren't Easy
Ink On The Paper

Saves the Day

Head for the Hills
Say You'll Never Leave
Shoulder to the Wheel
My Sweet Fracture

Spitalfield

Kill The Drama
You Cant Stop
Make My Heart Attack
Texas With A Dollar Sign
Gold Dust Vs. State Of Illinois
Tampa Bum Blues

Spoon

The Two Sides Of Monsieur Valentine
Sister Jack
Merchants Of Soul
Something To Look Forward To
Jonathon Fisk
Don't Let It Get You Down

Stars

Reunion
What I'm Trying To Say
Calendar Girl

The Stereo - Tell Your Football Dad No!

Super Furry Animals

Hello Sunshine
Liberty Belle

The Thrills

Whatever Happened To Corey Haim?
Saturday Night
Don't Steal Our Sun
Old Friends, New Lovers

Troubled Hubble

14,000 Things To Be Happy About
I'm Pretty Sure I Can See Molecules
To Be Alive And Alone

Walking Concert

But You Know... It's True
Audrey

Wheat

I Met A Girl
Breathe
Some Days

Wilco

Can't Stand It
Nothing'severgonnastandinmyway (Again)

The Delays - Nearer Than Heaven

Blink-182

Apple Shampoo
Dick Lips

downwithwilco @ 2007-01-07T13:44:00

2007-01-07T18:47:56Z

New yrs revolutions:

- smoke more cigarettes
- drink more alcohol
- do more things for my grandma (I mopped her floor today!)
- Hang with John Treas more
- GET BACK TO WRITING MUSIC, GET WITH JOHN EEVES AND RECORD!!!
- Take advantage of my talented friends who are musically inclined
- Make more friends

John Treas and I are planning a trip to Lexington soon. Get ready, you fools.

downwithwilco @ 2006-12-26T23:22:00

2006-12-26T23:22:40Z

Things My Friends dont want you to know:

Keith Flynn - He loves Eisley.
TJ Mulligan - He says he is sick but he really is involved in some serious recon missions.
Sarah Davis - She has been 21 for 4 years
Sam Anneken - She can change into a dinosaur
Brandmo - He sells drugs. When he says he works at UPS, he really means Uuber Pill-popping Selection
Trent Floyd - May or may not be a spy
Broseph - Loves full butt
Matt Grey - Loves Empty Butt
Spicer -Could go either way on the butt situation.

SARAH DAVIS 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS WEDNESDAY AT TOPCATS BE THERE!!!SARAH DAVIS 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS WEDNESDAY AT TOPCATS BE THERE!!!SARAH DAVIS 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS WEDNESDAY AT TOPCATS BE THERE!!!SARAH DAVIS 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS WEDNESDAY AT TOPCATS BE THERE!!!SARAH DAVIS 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS WEDNESDAY AT TOPCATS BE THERE!!!SARAH DAVIS 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS WEDNESDAY AT TOPCATS BE THERE!!!SARAH DAVIS 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS WEDNESDAY AT TOPCATS BE THERE!!!SARAH DAVIS 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS WEDNESDAY AT TOPCATS BE THERE!!!SARAH DAVIS 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS WEDNESDAY AT TOPCATS BE THERE!!!SARAH DAVIS 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS WEDNESDAY AT TOPCATS BE THERE!!!SARAH DAVIS 21ST BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS WEDNESDAY AT TOPCATS BE THERE!!!

and finally,

Its Mae Week

downwithwilco @ 2006-12-25T16:46:00

2006-12-25T16:46:48Z

Happy Birthday Jesus.

I got you a sw8 hangover.

downwithwilco @ 2006-12-22T20:46:00

2006-12-22T20:46:56Z

TOP TEN THINGS that could be catagorized as a Christmas Miracle(Awesome things happening as of late):

In No Order

10. The Mike Weatherford/John Treas Reunion
9. My Love for Ben Kweller returning. Only he can write a song about looking for love but still make you crack a smile.

"love ain't supposed to be this bad, make you cry mega ultra sad."

8. 3 dollar and 25 cent Guinness at Gameworks every thursday. Dude! It comes in a huge mug!
7. The return of friends.
6. Hemingway
5. The OC ruling in full force again
4. Tucker Max working with comedy central abouts a show
3. The revival of the word "Dawg!" being aggresivly said after every sentence (per trent floyd).

"I gotta go do some X mas shopping, Dawg!"

2. Sarah Davis' top Cats party
1. 30 GB Ipods

downwithwilco @ 2006-12-20T15:56:00

2006-12-20T15:56:23Z

A few things:

- Gatsby's American Dream is a really awesome band
- Whatever it Takes is really cheesy but it still rules.
- If there's a place where good folks go All I know is they'll never let me in
- John Wiseman and I bought BK on our break and jammed to Journey. Every American should experience this.
- this Sierra Mist is really helping my Hangover
- I get a 30GB Ipod soon!
- I need to find a really awesome bar
- I hope I get to hang out with a bunch of dear friends soon.
- Im getting better at Guitar Hero.
- Because I have been working so damned early, I haven't been drinking like I likes to do. My tolerance is way low.
- I feel like a complete fool for just now drunkenly stumbling into the amazingness that is Flogging Molly. I am a moron.

downwithwilco @ 2006-12-17T23:19:00

2006-12-17T23:19:21Z

im a puppy, im a puppy, im a puppy

Its christmas time! Im a puppy!
Im inside this box, i hope someone put airholes in it cause I don't want to die
im a puppy im a puppy
im really thirsty and im a puppy

- Rough Draft -or- general idea of Mike Weatherford and Keith Flynn's Christmas song.

downwithwilco @ 2006-12-11T04:56:00

2006-12-11T04:56:16Z

How is everyone?

Go on, answer. Dont be a Loumix.

downwithwilco @ 2006-12-05T01:52:00

2006-12-05T01:52:08Z

Recent borrows from the library:

Books
The Heartbreaking work of Staggering Genius
Fear and Loathing Letters Vol 1
The Great Gadsby
1001 Albums you must hear before you die
World War Z

Movies
Oceans 12
Bowling For Columbine
About a Boy
Broken Flowers

Albums
Decemberists - Castaways and Cutouts
Cemera Obscura - Lets Get out of This Country

Man, why didn't I think of a library card before last week?!

downwithwilco @ 2006-12-02T18:14:00

2006-12-02T18:14:15Z

Lately, I have been in an almost "vanish to dance" mood where anything and everything with more than 130 BPM would and will get me shaking. I have no idea; maybe its this cold boring weather or the fact that my days alone are spent with the likes of hunter s thompson and erenst hemmingway, and after hanging out with the gents for a 100 pages or better, I need a release.

I guess what I am saying is that you may want to look into these songs:

Gadsby's American Dream - Margarita's and Cock
Hellogoodbye - I saw it on your keyboard
Phoneix - Consolation Prizes
Architecture in Helsinki - Wishbone (this girl has the cutest voice)
Architecture in Helsinki - The Cemetery (if you are around me and Keith, request as to sing this song. Its a riot)
Jack's Mannequin - MFEO part 1 and 2

Josh and I and then, in the same vein of AIM, Ashley and I had a conversation about how people never read anymore. If you were to peruse someones my space and looked under "Books", you have a large chance that all you would find is books they HAD to read for High School or "I dont read".

People: Read. You will be smarter for it.

downwithwilco @ 2006-11-30T00:10:00

2006-11-30T00:10:29Z

I GOT MY HAIR CUT!!!

Its pretty great.

Anyways, winter break is coming up so all of you castaways start thinking about what we are gonna do. Go ahead, post them. I wont mind.

downwithwilco @ 2006-11-27T22:55:00

2006-11-27T22:55:05Z

I am putting the following albums onto my ipod as I type:

Blood Brothers - Young Machetes
Phoenix - It's never been like this
Jack's Mannequin - Everything in Transit
The Features - Exhibit A
Architecture in Helsinki - In Case We Die
Damien Rice - 9
Saves the Day - Sound the Alarm
Saves the Day - Through Being Cool
Head Automatica - Popaganda
Marvelous 3 - Hey! Album
Hello Goodbye - Zombies!!....
Gadsby's American Dream - St
Queen - Greatest hits one and two
Brand New - The devil and God...

HORAAH!!!

downwithwilco @ 2006-11-25T18:38:00

2006-11-25T18:38:44Z

Last night was a massive success. If you are out of the loop, I am talking about the "Goodtimers II Drink and Sing fest". Forty Plus people showed up and about 20 of those people were singing "Don't Look back in Anger" and "Bohemian Rhapsody". One of the loser D Bags who weren't singing was a 20 something white trash and I’m only assuming, slutty, girl who screamed "oh muh gawd no. put da rap back on!" I then looked at her and said "No. It would be better if you left." She left 10 minutes or so later. I also get the feeling that some of the regulars of the bar were a bit upset about all of the young adults stinkin’ up their bar with axe and hair product. One of these guys I should have fought, since he didn't find my aviator shades and toboggan hat very amusing. I guess next week, then.

Trent Floyd got so hammered that if he were a nail, he would be apart of the wood. He mock sucked off Satan, which involved finagling his ween from his, I’m assuming, shinny red pants and devouring a foot long air-cycle. He then vomited in the parking lot and called his eye glasses "those things that make me see the fancy picto-graphs."

Oh, and Beth looked like betty rubble in her skin tight zebra dress.

In other news, I have come across a couple of embarrassingly funny sites that TJ and I used to host. They have the infamous "Uncle TJ stories" and my excuse for song lyrics. Enjoy, I guess.

TJ's Site: www.geocities.com/readysetfire
My site: www.michaelweatherford.envy.nu

downwithwilco @ 2006-11-23T20:12:00

2006-11-23T20:12:48Z

last night, trent, beth, john, brett, josh, ben and I hung out at trents and drank. Trent and I killed the box of wine, along with a drink here and there to other dooders.
No one was in the shape to drive me home, which was about 2 miles away, so I walked home. I felt like keith. Ont he way home, I said to myself in nothing but a drunken slurr "I SHOULD WALK EVERYWHERE!". I now know that would be a bad idea.

Today, My puppy is flipping out and running around all crazy. I think she is jacked up on mountian dew.

ITS PHOENIX-GIVING DAY!

downwithwilco @ 2006-11-20T22:46:00

2006-11-20T22:46:31Z

http://www.Moderndrunkardmagazine.com made a list of 40 things every drunkard should do before they die. I want to do these things, but there are a few Im gonna cut out, cause some are just too much for me.

NOTE: Bolded titles I have already done...

1.) Open and close a bar.
According to the site, you must get there when it opens, drink steadily and leave when it closes. I would like to do this with some of my closest friends.

2.) Go on a bender.
Four days and Nights of just drinking. I have nearly accomplished this, but not all the way.

3.) Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.

4.) Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.
If you know me, you know I have done this.

5.) Get drunk on the grave of your hero.
Hunter S Thompson... RIP.

6.) Buy a crowded bar a round.
I have always wanted to do this. SO I guess now I will have to.

7.) Embark on an impromptu road trip.

8.) Get 86’d from a bar.
This wont be too hard.

9.) Extravagantly overtip a bartender.

10.) Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him or her a drink.

11.) Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.
Basically, become friends with someone who owns a bar and drink after they close. This will be hard.

12.) Make your best friend a perfect martini.
I havent done this, but John has. He will have to teach me.

13.) Buy, build or steal a home bar.
A big dream of mine.

14.) Get carried home by your drinking buddies.

15.) Get drunk with your father.

16.) Fight a good fight.
he next time I get into it with some prick, Im gonna punch him. Ill probably get my ass kicked but at least Ill have something crossed off of my list.

17.) Visit the source of your favorite beer, wine or liquor.
Either Guinness, Castilo Rum or Makers Mark.

18.) Drunkenly watch the sun come up with your best boozing buddies and a bottle.
When Tj and I had the apartment, this always happened.

19.) Hit a dozen bars in one night.
.Main Strausse will make this possible

20.) Try at least one hundred different drinks.

21.) Get loaded in the land of your forefathers.
Looks like Im going to Europe

22.) Juice on the job.
And Meijer was none the wiser.

23.) Eat a pickled egg from the big jar.

24.) Go on a fishing trip with your pals.
.
25.) Learn at least one traditional drinking song.

26.) Steal some booze.

27.) Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor.

28.) Start your long-awaited and very personal autobiography: Me and the Booze: A Love Story.

29.) Try absinthe.

30.) Watch the movie Barfly with five of your closest friends.

31.) Work at least a week as a bartender.

32.) Make your own beer, wine or moonshine.

32 out of 40. Not Bad.

downwithwilco @ 2006-11-19T22:57:00

2006-11-19T22:57:02Z

Thanksgiving is coming!

You know what that means....

PEOPLE COME BACK FROM COLLEGE!

and I will be listening to a lot of REM in the next while so, sorry if you dont like them.

downwithwilco @ 2006-11-16T18:13:00

2006-11-16T18:13:27Z

How do 3 guys kill a box of wine in less than 2 hrs?

We must be gods.

Oh, and keith fell over at white castles into some tables. He looked very satisfied with it.

downwithwilco @ 2006-11-13T00:02:00

2006-11-13T00:02:54Z

Just to let everyone know, Lucas Blane will be turning 21 on wednesday and he will be throwing a mean sw8 party for the folk who like to party. I hope youll be there, cause I will be drunk.

Monday is Top Cats for Karaoke. You should come up for that too. its free to get in and beers are a dollar til 11:30 and then they are a dollar fiddy. I will be drunk.

I think that me, keith and sarah are going to the dog park tomorrow with our amazing dogz as well. Keith, hows bout we get drunk there.

downwithwilco @ 2006-11-08T19:53:00

2006-11-08T19:53:32Z

Im about to get Preachy...

- Abortion is a the choice of the woman and no one else. If you think that Abortion will someday become something that needs to happen to every woman, dispite whether the want to or not, then you need to turn off the "Mad Max" movies.

- Gay Marriage should not be an issue. Ever. If two people of the same sex don't interfer with yr life personally, and Im talking about hurting someone you love, keep you from going about yr business, then it shouldn't be an issue.

- The war in Irag was much needed. You can't settle a fued of such magnitude over brunch. It should be over by now, however.

- Those tight jeans and black eyeliner and that girlie swoop haircut you like to wear would be hott if you were a woman.

- Don't ever label yourself Staight Edge if you are unable to drink or smoke. Most likely, you are just trying to stand out and since you cant legally do either, it becomes an easy way to do the aforementioned standing out.

- Religon isn't a bad thing; trying to incorporate yr religon on others without consent is a bad thing.

- It isn't cute to over tan or streak yr hair.

- I find it perfectly OK if a girl (or even a guy) wants to dress slutty for Halloween. It is, after all, a day to be something you are not.

- If you make 10 people who are addicted to having casual sex, then I will quit smoking. I need proof.

- Forcing bars and retruants to ban their pro smoking policies just becuase you don't want to smell it is idiotic. Those places, mainly bars, are going to lose business now. Employees will receive pay cuts, maybe even lose their jobs. Some of those people are single parents and the only way to support them on their high School equivalent education is to either get paid well in their current job as a server or bartender (which you have just lost their job for them) or be a prositute. Good Job, asshole.

and im spent.

downwithwilco @ 2006-11-07T20:59:00

2006-11-07T20:59:49Z

I Decided to Rock up my Ipod for Rockin out:

Cursive - Domestica
Hey mercedes - Everynight Fireworks
Blood Bros - Burn Piano Island Burn
Bear Vs Shark - Terrorhawk
Latterman - No Matter Where We Go..!

Then, I decided to art up my Ipod for... arting out?
Godspeed You! Black Emperor - Lift Yr Skinny Fists
Andrew Bird - and the mysterious production of eggs

I forget how much I loved "Everynight Fireworks" by Hey Mercedes. I am rocking the out.

Oh, and Godspeed is still fucking incredible.

downwithwilco @ 2006-11-06T04:42:00

2006-11-06T04:42:43Z

So what. Its long. I have cuts and you all have dumb posts anyway.

THE MAIN DOODERS BIO!

Im gonna have this ona site soon. For now, this will be its host.

Michael Weatherford

Michael Weatherford is one of the original founding DOODers. He enjoys Alcohol, Music and girls. Usually, you will see him being ridiculous around large groups of people. If you are so lucky to be around him with a good, straight buzz, the tongue of a silver Jew and brimming with sexual power, then take advantage of the situation, for it is quite the experience. Ironically, Michael will sometimes become so ridiculous that he will insult you if you deserve it. To be fair, he really should have had his ass kicked many many times. He dreams of one day being a bartender. He currently has a girlfriend he has neither met nore talked to. She loves his glorious beard.

Greatest Moment: Throwing one bitchen St Patrick’s Day Party with TJ Mulligan that was planned in one week.
DOODer Position: Founding DOODer and sex symbol
Favorite Alcoholic beverage: Rum and Coke
Smoke?: Cigs
Favorite Thing to do While intoxicated: Doing impersonations of Keith and Trent.

John Treas

John Treas is one of the original founding DOODers. John loves to be honest and loves even more to yell out funny things at people while getting them pissed off. John is a REAL republican Christian and can bullshit his way out of anything. He also has, in self proclamation, “the largest ween in history”. One of his favorite things to do is just smoke a cigar, sip on wine and listen to something real sexy and sad. But, he also like to make a fool of himself with the DOODers as much.

Greatest Moment: The Great cheese theft of 2006 with Michael Weatherford
DOODer Position: Founding DOODer and the only one who will be rich someday
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Wine
Smoke?: Cigars and pipe Tobacco
Favorite Thing to do while Intoxicated: Get loud at people who are saying something really dumb.

TJ Mulligan

TJ Mulligan is one of the original founding DOODers. TJ can be seen usually sleeping during the day in his parents basement and getting good and bit on the night. If there is one thing that TJ could do for you is NOT show you his rape eyes. He can make anyone scream in pleasure and/or terror when he glazes at you in a piercing tempo. He drives a Bitchen truck that could totally run yr car over and works at a hospital where he watches monitors and plays on the interweb. If you ever get a chance to, but his name in a song. It works for everything.

Greatest Moment: Getting real real real drunk and grinding on a bunch of girls that he didn’t know.
DOODer Position: Founding DOODer and Irish Tornado
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Guinness
Smoke?: Occasionally the cigar and pipe tobacco
Favorite thing to do while intoxicated: get punched by Keith

Trent Floyd

Trent Floyd May be the most quoted DOOder of them all. He has an affinity for getting totally ripped on what is usually called “Vodka and Energy drink dive bombing” and then later, forgetting everything he has done. Usually, he makes some of the most awesome social mistakes and is bombarded with many stories from fellow DOODders the following morning/afternoon. In addition, Trent Floyd can also spin a mean yarn, not skimming on the details of the aforementioned stories focus point. Trent Floyd plays the game “lets get wasted and then decide if it were a good idea. He rarely ever has his key. It was been said that the key opens everything he owns. He is occasionally on fire.

Greatest Moment: getting so drunk that he can be convinced he should strip down to his boxers in front of 40 people
DOODer position: Highly Refined Alcoholic
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Blue Moon
Smoke?: every now and then, despite his asthma
Favorite thing to do while intoxicated: Try to get little girls to his car

Keith Flynn

Keith muther fuckin Flynn is one Irish bastard. Depending his mood in the night, he can become drunk or really drunk while at the same time, keeping it real. He loves hanging at his DOODer plex while watching obscure movies for a chuckle. Equipped at his side is either Weidman or a handle of rum, both he would share generously if necessary. He is also a favorite amongst the group to do an impression of, with his voice sounding strangly but oh so fittingly like Clint Eastwood. In addition, like Clint, he is very tall and very mysterious. Keith is as nice as the nicest sweetest duck, but you double cross him and he will fucking make you suffer.

Greatest Moment: The time he “layed in some bushes for a minute”
DOODer Position: The Irish Respect
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Rum
Smoke?: Like its his job
Favorite thing to do while intoxicated: Drink more.

Brandmo

Brandmo was born Brandon Herald but no one calls him that anymore thanks to the DOODers. Before he was officially in the group, TJ tried to text his name to someone and it came out Brandmo. Soon after everyone continued to call him as such, it later was found to me humorous to say his name like you would Mike Jones. (BRANDMO!) Brandmo is the quietest of all the DOODers but when still can make you laugh just as hard as any other DOODer man. Brandmo later will be named the number one person alive with only one name. So remember who he be.

Greatest Moment: the night with jeg and Mike Weatherfords Guitar. Ask Him.
DOODer Position: BRANDMO!
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Gin and Sprite
Smoke?: all the time with the cigs
Favorite Thing to do while intoxicated: make fun of TJ for liking Senses Fail. He deserves it.

Michael No Middle Name Spicer

Mike Spicer is the smartest of all the DOODers. He can argue out of anything and has a strong knowing of anything Philosophical. However, get him drunk and he becomes the poorest decision maker ever. He also is a very calm man unless there is a good situation for him to get drunk fucked. He has numerous tattoos and a very well known metal ween. He usually like to drink rum by the bucket and telling everyone that his mom is not hott, when we all know she is totally hott. He used to work with Mike at Meijer where they met and realized that instead of just talking at work, they could just get drunk at Mike’s. He also always has the best Halloween costumes, going all out and doing what he does best... Make his liver scream.

Greatest Moment: Sex with a stripper. Totally awesome
DOODer Position: the exhausting task of nihilism.
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Anything completely different
Smoke?: a pack a month
Favorite thing to do while intoxicated: hit on the ladies

Kevin Stokley

Kevin is known for his hott sister, his goofy jokes and his voice of an angel. Kevin is a new DOODer member but an old friend of Mike, Mike and TJ. He dresses very nicely and always has a nice haircut. What some don't know is he is a total romantic and could charm the pants off of any guy or girl. Trust me, I know. Its weird and I don't want to talk about it. He currently is probably making plans for world domination and will most likely Succeed. So you might want to like him.

Greatest Moment: Fan Throwing at the DOODer apartment.
DOODer Position: Frank Sinatra
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: He loves it all
Smoke?: Menthol... we don’t hold it against him.
Favorite thing to do while intoxicated: make funny voices and give Jenn orgasms

Beth Brunyate

Beth is a pirate hooker. I say this in the most nicest way. She likes to take off her clothes, talk like she is 15, scream birthday songs, take pills, get drunk on SoCo, smoke a lot, make people feel insanely awkward, hit people, steal from the drawbridge and when she is in the NKY, be DOODer transport. When the summer was around, Mike Weatherford never paid for cigarettes, for she took them from the drawbridge. She currently resides in Lex Vegas and always hurts her back. Go gymnastics.

Greatest Moment: Making Matt feel awkward
DOODer Position: Skirt
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Soco and Rolling Rock
Smoke?: A lot
Favorite thing to do while intoxicated: judge others for being inferior

Samantha Anneken

Sam is the smallest girl in the world. She gets weird when she drinks jeg and will sometimes also take her clothes off. Its just a good deal we got goin on folks. She is kinda sorta dating John Treas and really really hates frogs. Ironiclly, her screen name has the word frog in it and her blankets are littered with frogs. She is also a resident of Lex Vegas and has a pretty awesome place with a nice front porch. If you get her drunk, she will probably admit things she wouldn't normally.

Greatest Moment: Anytime she has jeg.
DOODer Position: Skirt
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Jeger bomb
Smoke?: nothing
Favorite thing to do while intoxicated: hit on the ladies.

Sarah Davis

Sarah is the lil ol red head DOODer dating the Irish Son of a bitch Keith Flynn. She has a really nice house and loves to make pop culture references smarter than Family Guy. She enjoys Keith Flynn, Gadsby, Being a slutty Red Head and probably also taking her clothes off if you asked nicely. She is the surrogate mother of the DOODer and will do anything to make you happy as long as its clean. She also would kill someone if it were legal, Im sure.

Greatest Moment: her C walk
DOODer Position: Skirt
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Mimosa
Smoke?: nah dood
Favorite thing to do while intoxicated: Cook and rap
Jenn Leonhart

Jenn is our newest Skirt and can get drunk real quick like and become a funny girl. She is dating Kevin Stokley and likes to yell very loudly. However, when she is sober, she is dating Russell Crowe and has a very mousy voice. She is known to suggest Perkins as a good place to get food, for which she is wrong, and would probably get naked for a nice present.

Greatest Moment: Mike: Are you drunk Jenn? Jenn: uh DUUUUUUUH!
DOODer Position: Skirt
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Cranberry and Vodka
Smoke?: Used to
Favorite thing to do while intoxicated: laugh uncontrollably

downwithwilco @ 2006-11-01T04:37:00

2006-11-01T04:37:32Z

Random Questions TIME! I, Mike Weatherford, am going to make up random questions, answer them, and hope that you all will do the same via comment. HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE WE GO!

1. DRINKING CONTEST! how would win? Ryan Adams or Conor Oberst?
Ryan Adams

2. Best TV show theme?
Perfect Strangers theme

3. Best Halloween Costume?
Shaun from "Shaun of the Dead"

4. Worst Movie Ever?
Gerry

5. Best Way to Woo the Oppisite Sex?
A trip to the MOOOOOOOOOOON!

6. Three Coolest Bands Ever? (not favorite or best, but just cool)
Against Me!, The Hold Steady, Minus The Bear

7. 5 Best Beers?
Guinness, Killians, Rolling Rock, High Life, Sam Adams Boston Lager